| Wiley's Useless Home Page |
| New url, same old freakin' site. |
| Answers to questions you didn’t ask: He has chocolate in his peanut butter. He's faster than a speeding pelican. He trusts in God but is using The Club. He's with the band. He's shin deep in shins. He avoids clichés like the plague. Your epidermis is showing. He's blinded by delusions of mediocrity. Who is John Galt and what’s he doing to my cat? He puts the "eat" in death. He is, in fact, being dragged away by wild horses. My dog has fleas. Fleas are bloodsuckers. Therefore, my dog is a vampire. He's 1/3rd sarcasm,1/3rd pure genius, 2/3rds top heavy fractions. He's really just doing this to impress his mom. |
| Links, Dagnabbit! Respect my wood paneling! |
| Easy Reader, that's his name. Mmmm, hmmm, hmmm... |
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