McCartney II Lyrics
Coming Up
Temporary Secretary
On the Way
Waterfalls
Nobody Knows
Summer's Day Song
Bogey Music
Darkroom
One Of These Days
Check My Machine
Secret Friend
Coming Up

You want a love to last forever, one that will never fade away.
I want to help you with your problem, stick around, I say.

Coming up, ooh, coming up, yeah, yeah, coming up, like a flower, coming up, I say.

You want a friend you can rely on, one who will never fade away.
And if you're searching for an answer, stick around, I say.

Coming up, ooh, coming up, coming up, like a flower, coming up, yeah.

You want some peace and understanding, so everybody can be free.
I know that we can get together, we can make it, stick with me.

It's coming up, ooh coming up, see?
Coming up, like a flower, coming up for you and me.
Coming up, coming up. Coming up, coming up, I say.
Coming up, like a flower, coming up. Feel it in my bones, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh.

You want a better kind of future, one that everyone can share.
You're not alone, we all could use it, stick around, we're nearly there.

It's coming up, ooh, coming up, everywhere,
coming up, like a flower, coming up for us all to share,
coming up, yeah, coming up, well, coming up like a flower. Coming up.


Temporary Secretary

Mister Marks, can you find for me someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong, ah, but Mister Marks, I won't need her long.
All I need is help for a little while, we can take dictation and learn to smile.
And a temporary secretary's what I need for to do the job.
I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary, temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

Mister Marks, could you send her quick, cause my regular has been getting sick.
I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

Mister Marks, I can pay her well if she comes along and can stay a spell.
I will promise now that I'll treat her right, and will rarely keep her till late at night.
I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a need romancer,
she can be a diplomat but I don't need a girl like that,
she can be a neurosurgeon if she's doing nothing urgent,
what I need's a temporary, temporary secretary.
I need a temporary secretary, temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
temporary secretary, temporary secretary, temporary secretary.

Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back,
will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
"Well, I know how hard it is for young girls these days
in the face of everything to stay on the right track."

She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a need romancer,
she can be a diplomat but I don't need a girl like that,
she can be a neurosurgeon if she's doing nothing urgent,
what I need's a temporary, temporary secretary.
Temporary, hoo, secretary, ooh, I need a temporary secretary, ooh,
temporary, hoo, secretary, ooh, temporary secretary, ooh,
I need a temporary, ooh, secretary, ooh, temporary secretary, ooh, temporary, ooh, secretary.


On the Way

One, two, one, two, three and a four now.

Well, you know I'll always love you, but it would have been a lie
if I said that I could please you, every moment that I try.
Wouldn't want to see you crying, so I hope you don't mind the things I say on the way.

Well, we've been travelling for a long time, and we finally finished here.
Though I said some things to hurt you, but it was only out of fear.
Wouldn't want to see you crying, so I hope you don't mind the things I say on the way.

Well, you know I'll always love you, everything will be all right
if I know you don't mind the things I say on the way.
If I know you don't mind the things I say on the way.

Well, you know I'll always love you, everything will be all right
if I know you don't mind the things I say on the way.


Waterfalls

Don't go jumping waterfalls, please, keep to the lake.
People who jump waterfalls sometimes can make mistakes.
And I need love, yeah, I need love, like a second needs an hour, like a raindrop needs a shower.
Yeah, I need love, every minute of the day,
and it wouldn't be the same if you ever should decide to go away.

And I need love, yeah, I need love, like a castle needs a tower, like a garden needs a flower.
Yeah, I need love every minute of the day,
and it wouldn't be the same if you ever should decide to go away.

Don't go chasing polar bears in the great unknown.
Some big friendly polar bear might want to take you home.
And I need love, yeah, I need love, like a second needs an hour, like a raindrop needs a shower.
Yeah, I need love every minute of the day,
and it wouldn't be the same if you ever should decide to go away.

Don't run after motor cars, please, stay on the side.
Someone's glossy motor car might take you for a ride.
And I need love, yeah, I need love, like a castle needs a tower, like a garden needs a flower.
Yeah, I need love, said, I need love, like a raindrop needs a shower, like a second needs an hour,
every minute of the day, and it wouldn't be the same if you ever should decide to go away.

Don't go jumping waterfalls, please keep to the lake.


Nobody Knows

Ooh ooh, they say nobody knows, nobody knows.

Which one of you can tell me what is I'm looking at? Anyone who can has got to be a crazy cat.
Cause I believe that nobody knows, no, nobody knows.
Yeah, nobody knows, Lord, I cannot tell you,
well, that's the way I like it, yeah now, nobody knows.
Nobody knows, oh, nobody knows, well, Lord, you know that nobody knows.

Samson and Delilah would have made a crazy pair if that silly woman hadn't shaven off his hair.
I believe that nobody knows, well, nobody knows, no, no,
but that's the way I like it, oh now, nobody knows, nobody knows, oh no. Nobody knows.

Ooh, nobody, ah, nobody, nobody knows, but that's the way I like it,
that's the way I like it, nobody knows, so nobody knows.

I may go hungry, maybe next week, well, if I do, babe, I'll still find something to eat.
And you know, nobody knows, no, nobody knows,
well, that's the way I like it, baby, nobody knows.

And that includes you, honey, nobody knows,
I'll pay your rent, I'll do you right, nobody knows, most every night,
but still there's nobody knows, uh, no, no, nobody knows,
and that's the way I like to keep it just so nobody knows.


Summer's Day Song

Someone's sleeping through a bad dream, tomorrow it will be over,
for the world will soon be waking to a summer's day.
Someone's sleeping through a bad dream, tomorrow it will be over,
for the world will soon be waking to a summer's day.


Bogey Music

Everybody bogey, a-dig that bogey beat, man, that bogey rhythm smells so clean and sweet.
Everybody bogey, bogey on to the street, oh, without bogey music my life is incomplete,
without bogey music my life is incomplete.

Everybody bogey, a-dig that bogey beat, hey, hey, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, okay, oh, oh.

If you little bogeys want to sing along,
you've got to clean your bogey act up and learn the bogey song.
Without bogey music my life is incomplete, without bogey music life is incomplete,
without bogey music life is incomplete.

Bogey music, bogey music, bogey music, bogey music.
Alright, here we are now tonight in bogey land. Bogey music, bogey music.

Well, when the younger bogeys hear that bogey sound, every little bogey a-got to bogey down.
Bogey, man, bogey, bogey, man, bogey. Bogey, man, bogey on down.

Bogey music, bogey music, bogey music, bogey music, bogey music, bogey music,
oh, bogey music, bogey, man, bogey on down. Bogey music, oh.

All you little bogeys, I want you to sing along, clean your bogey act up and learn the bogey song.
Without bogey music life is incomplete, you know, it, suckers.

Ooh, bogey music, ooh, bogey music, bogey music, bogey music, bogey music.


Darkroom

Got a place we can go, lights are low, let me show you to my darkroom.
Come-a, come along with me to my darkroom, come-a, come along with me to my darkroom.

Come-a, come along with me to my darkroom,
come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a.
Come-a, come along with me to my darkroom. Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come along.

Got a place we can go, lighting low, let me show you to my darkroom.
Come-a, come along with me to my darkroom, got a place,
come-a, come along with me to my darkroom we can go.
Got a place we can go, lighting low, let me show you to my darkroom.

Ha-ha-ha-ha, ho-ho-ho-ho, come-a, come along with me to my darkroom.


One Of These Days

One of these days when my feet are on the ground, I'm gonna look around and see.
See what's right, see what's there, and breath fresh air, ever after.

One of these days when a job just takes too long, I'm gonna sing my song and see.
See what's right, see what's there, and breath fresh air, ever after.

It's there, it's round, it's to be found, by you, by me, it's all we ever wanted to be.

One of these days when we both are at our ease, when you've got time to please yourself.
See what's right and see what's there, and breath fresh air, ever after.

It's there, it's round, it's to be found by you, by me, it's all we ever wanted to see.

One of these days when my feet are on the ground, I'm gonna look around and see.
See what's right and see what's there, and breathe fresh air, ever after,
ever after, breathe fresh air, ever after.


Check My Machine

Hi, George, morning, Terry. Hi, George, morning, Terry.  No...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
Check my machine, check my machine, check my machine, come on, check my machine.
Ba-dah bap, ba-dah ba...

Check my machine, check my machine, check my machine, oh, check, ow,
my machine, my baby, baby, my little baby, won't you come?
I bought it of you a long time ago. I don't know what's wrong, so wrong with me.

I want you to check my machine, check it, my machine,  check it, my machine,
check my machine. Oh, baby, won't you come?
Though I bought it of you a long time ago, and then since we're here, won't you guarantee?
Hey, baby, I try to bring you round to me, call me.

Check my machine, check my machine, check my machine, oh, check my machine.
Bap ba ba dah dah dah... come on and check my machine.

Check my machine, check my machine, come on and check my machine,
oh, check my machine, I want you to check my machine, I want you to check, hoo, my machine.

Check, check my machine, check it, check, check it, my machine, come on,
check it, check it, my machine, check it out, check it out, check, check, check, check it,
check it out for me.

Come on and check my machine, I wanna check my machine, I wanna check it, check it out,
check it out, check it out, check it out, check it, check it all out.

Check my machine, check my machine, check my machine.


Secret Friend

Feel like you've never felt before. Here we are, where are we?
Cast adrift on some uncharted sea, I know we'll find our way,
I know we'll reach the end if you will say you'll be my secret friend.

Night draws in, once again,
as she turns her velvet collar up,
a perfect day will end.
If you will say you'll be my secret friend.

Feel like you've never felt before, once more.

Night draws in, once again as she turns her velvet collar up, a perfect day will end.
If you will say you'll be my secret friend.

Feel like you've never felt before, come on, baby,
just make sure you're gonna feel that way again.
Don't you know you do it? Yeah...

Here we are, where are we? Cast adrift on some uncharted sea, I know we'll find our way,
if you will say you'll be my secret friend.

Do it any way. Feel like you've never felt before, once more.
I need ya, I need ya...

Night draws in, one more time as she turns her velvet collar up, a perfect day will end.
If you will say you'll be my secret friend, yeah, yeah.

Feel like you've never felt before, once more, once more.
Here we are, where are we? Cast adrift on some uncharted sea, I know we'll find our way,
if you will say you'll be my secret friend.
I need ya, I need ya...¦